As freshmen across America embark on their journey to college, they will be confronted with new challenges as well as exciting opportunities. One of the challenges that they will likely face is pressure from peers to try the drug marijuana.

As a public service to the youth, TNOYF presents a quick and easy guide to assist in identifying the most potent, and potentially hazardous, forms of marijuana.

And so we present:

      Top 9 Names For Really, Really Good Pot

9. The Mad Hatter’s THC Party

8. Tijuana Bong Broccoli

7. The Cerebral Tapeworm

6. Nicaraguan Thunder-f@#!

5. Cannabis Ennui 

4. Woody Harrelson’s Marching Orders 

3. The Glaucomanator

2.  Sub-Saharan Lung Roughage 

1. Grade ‘A’ Hippie Lettuce

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

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