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“Team America” Writers Have Done It Again
Fresh on the heels of the smash hit movie Team America: World Police, the films creators have gone back to the drawing board and the result looks like pure box office gold.
“We wanted to stick with an American theme for this new effort,” stated a movie insider. “But we were going for less superhero-ey and more everyday American-ish.”
Here is an excerpt from the new film which is tentatively titled Trailer-park Trifecta:
Guy: “You live around here?”
Girl: “I live in the third trailer on the left.”
Guy: “Sweet.”
Girl: “It’s alright I guess. Hey, you look real familiar. Do I know you?”
Guy: “Nah. We ain’t never met.”
Girl: “You sure?”
Guy: “Yup.”
Girl: “Okay then.”
Guy: “Want to drink some Pabst Blue Ribbon and make out?”
Girl: “Sure.”
Guy: “Sweet.”
Girl: “Oh wait, I forgot. I have to ask my babysitter first.”
Guy: “Oh.”
Girl: “Hey, do you mind if she comes too?”
Guy: “I guess that’d be okay.”
Girl: “I’ll be right back.”
Guy: “Sweet.”
A release date for the movie has not been announced yet.
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