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Democrats Reveal Plan To Attract “Red Staters”
After bitter defeats in the last two election cycles, many in the Democratic party have begun to take a hard look at both their policies and at new ways to reach out to so-called “red state” voters.
In an effort to bring more moderate independent and Republican voters into the Democrat’s fold, former Presidential nominee John Kerry has assembled what he calls his “red
state all-star team”.
“Lovey, it’s very simple,” said Kerry. “Anyone that knows me knows that I, and most of the Democratic leaders, are just regular guys and gals who like to watch NASCAR, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and nosh on tater tots. Unfortunately, the rest of the country did not get this message during the 2004 election because of the conservatives control over the mainstream media. To combat this, I have assembled a grass-roots all-star team comprised of your average Republican voters to help spread the word.”
Team members are (clockwise from top left): Cooter “Ol’ Vagina Chin” Johnson, Delmont “Splatts” Harris , Enus “The Impaler” Smith, Wade Shufelt.
Kerry went on to say that his staff spent “countless hours watching Cops reruns and speaking with parole officers” in order to put the team together.
Beginning in May, the team will be travelling throughout the country for speaking engagements.
Update: TNOYF has learned that Delmont Harris will not be able to join the team at this point as new evidence has turned up regarding his statutory rape trial.
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