Earlier today the White House released some of the details of the controversial new relief package to North Korea. The aid, dubbed “Project 2111″, will come primarily in the form of peanut butter and is expected to make an immediate impact on the North Koreans.
“Peanut butter, while far from being the cure-all that is Nutella, is in fact high in protein and unquestionably tasty,” said UN spokesman Hans Guilliame. “Even better, no animals were killed to make it. I am most pleasantly surprised by the American’s decision. Perhaps they are ready to join the world community after all.”

In the past, there have been concerns that humanitarian assistance to North Korea has been co-opted and used by the government and the military, rather than being distributed to the general population. However, even the most ardent critics of the plan appear willing to take this chance.
“Sure, there have been instances where aid has been misappropriated,” said one Republican senator. “What are you gonna do? It happens. The important thing is getting the relief to that poor country.”

In a related story, the city of Chicago has graciously donated their entire stockpile of 1982-era Tylenol to the North Korean relief effort.

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