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Chavez Brings His “A-Game”, Thrifty Haircut To Turtle Bay
Haircut- $.15 U.S. (after purchasing any lunch special at Domingo’s Casa de Libertad in downtown Caracas)
Suit- $.35 U.S. (thanks to lax Venezuelan child labor laws)
Cab fare from LaGuardia to Turtle Bay- $275.25 ( could have been much higher as there was some construction going on, luckily his cabbie knew a shortcut)
Calling Bush “the devil”- Free (plus a round of applause led by Iran, Cuba and France thrown in for good measure)
Getting laughed at by the women sitting behind you at the United Nations General Assembly because you cited Chomsky- Priceless
(AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)
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And not just *any* woman… isn’t that the President of the UN General Assembly?
I am not going to even pretend here Jonathon. I have no clue.
However, the elevated platform upon which she sits would seem to confirm your suspicions.
Correct - she is the President of the UN Gen Ass.
“8 June 2006 – The Legal Counsel to the Royal Family of Bahrain, pioneering lawyer Haya Rashed Al-Khalifa, has been elected President of the 61st General Assembly session, becoming only the third woman who will hold that post and the first one elected since 1969.”
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=18797&Cr=general&Cr1=assembly
But I think that identifying her raises more questions.
And now Hugo is out shopping for Russian weapon systems instead of U.S. ones.
Boy, we really showed ‘em!
“But I think that identifying her raises more questions.”
True, but if she is snickering at Chavez under her breath then she can’t be all bad.
I could be wrong, but I think Chavez told the press or someone today, that he was sorry he didn’t get to meet Chomsky before he died … and the guy is still alive, isn’t he?
Why dont we get ourselves out of the UN and tell that blabbering stupid jerk HUGO CHAVEZ what he can do with his crappy oil
I seriously doubt if Chavez has ever read that book, or any other book. He probably thought he’d be scoring some points with the leftards by pretending. When you’re too stupid even for Chomsky - that’s some serious stupid right there.