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Top 9 Upcoming Headlines For September 2007

9. China Responds To Consumer Demands, Will Now Offer Toys In Both Regular And Unleaded Varieties

8. 2012 Presidential Race Kicks Off With A Bang

7. War In Iraq Succeeding, New York Times, Democrats Hardest Hit

6. Bloodshed, Riots In The Street As Muslims In _____________ Express Outrage Over___________

5. 99.99% Of Respondents To A Recent TNOYF Poll Agree “That Gary Busey Is Just F***ing Weird”

4. Hillary Pushes For Increased Taxes On Corporations, The Rich, My Patience

3. Due To Disappointing 3rd Quarter Revenues, Fox’s O’Reilly Announces That Spin Will Now Stop “Right Over There”

2. ACLU Files Defamation Suit On Behalf Of Geico Cavemen

1. Michael Vick Involuntarily Tied To Prison Cockfighting Ring

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7 Responses to “Top 9 Upcoming Headlines For September 2007”

  1. bernie on August 24th, 2007 11:34 am

    You forgot:

    Celebutard Lindsey Lohan/Paris Hilton/Britney Spears found guilty of flashing beavers while DWI and in violation of probation and AWOL from rehab.

    Hugo Chavez blames American sabotage for lack of bread, sugar, coffee, butter and eggs in Venezuela.

    American schools permit Muslim students to pray 5 times a day during classes; pork is outlawed in the United States; women may wear veils for photo IDs.

  2. JACC on August 24th, 2007 2:15 pm

    I guess I’m in the .01% because I think Gary Busey is awesome.

  3. Buckley F. Williams on August 24th, 2007 2:24 pm

    Bernie, we have to get you on the payroll.

    JACC, the two answers are not mutually exclusive. I love Busey too. But he is a bit off-kilter. That’s part of his awesomenessity.

  4. JACC on August 24th, 2007 5:57 pm

    Hmmm, good point.

  5. Brian H on August 26th, 2007 8:19 am

    bernie;
    edit: Celebutards. All of ‘em.

  6. spurwing plover on August 28th, 2007 10:16 am

    Liberals have mental disorder its called STUPIDY

  7. Brian H on October 24th, 2007 12:25 am

    spurwing;
    Agree, though it’s selective. And your comment would be more impressive if you spell STUPIDITY correctly.

    Just sayin’.





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