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Top 9 Things That Muslims Don’t Like
Michelle Malkin opines on the website “Stuff White People Like,” and wonders aloud if there’s potential in a website dedicated to Stuff Muslims Don’t Like.
To help, here’s TNOYF’s list of the Top 9 Things That Muslims Don’t Like.
9. That recurring nightmare where they are in front of a million screaming jihadists with an American flag and a box of damp matches.
8. When a cranky rotator cuff produces inaccurate, sidearm-hurling at stonings.
7. Matzo and Brisket Day in the jihadist cafeteria.
6. The inexplicable failure of consumer electronics companies to recognize the marketing opportunity for blood-resistant video cameras.
5. That dark day in history when, due to a bizarre genetic mutation and Allah’s sick sense of humor, women suddenly developed the ability to make sound.
4. Nosebleed end-zone seats at the soccer stadium for the weekly execution festival.
3. Landing gear.
2. Discovering that the peculiar odor in the house was an infidel head taken as a souvenir by your son and hidden beneath his not-so-secret stash of Camel Love Quarterly.
1. Spending several hours tracking the enticing sounds of an injured baby goat through a cave only to find it was that ventriloquist prankster, Abdul.
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Lame. That list had the potential to be really funny if you guys had put some thought into it.
9-A - You.
9-B - Me.
9-C - Raging Ranter.
9-D - Michelle Obama.(Think about it - how many seconds would she survive under Sharia Law).
9-E-Finding out that “72 virgins” thing was footnoted with *not species-specific.
9-D - Michelle Obama.(Think about it - how many seconds would she survive under Sharia Law).
Depends how big the stones are.
The comments are running a little slow here, since MM has beaten you to the punch. To get back ahead of the curve I’d suggest the Top Nine…Top Nine Thou…Top Nine Million things that Piss Off Michelle Obama. She could grab a phone book and start with the AAA Abacus co. and not stop before reaching the Z&Z Zither Works, and that would just be the warm up. Have at it.
“Finding out that “72 virgins” thing was footnoted with *not species-specific.”
Well, as long as it’s either sheep or goats, there would be no problem.
#11 - Woody Allen? Whoopie Goldberg?
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