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Top 9 Things It Is Funny To Imagine Osama Bin Laden Is Doing Right Now
When our staff returned from vacation, we learned that Osama bin Laden was back in the news. This caused us to wonder where he might actually be and what he might be doing right now.
So, without further ado we present:
The Top 9 Things It Is Funny To Imagine Osama bin Laden Is Doing Right Now
9. Making a lemon meringue pie in his Easy Bake Oven.
8. Watching Full House and learning a valuable lesson from “that infuriatingly prescient infidel”, Bob Sagat.
7. The Macarena
6. The naked-penis-tucked-between-your-legs dance that was made famous by the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs.
5. Being eaten by wolves.
5. (tie) Playing a game of I’m More Evil Than You Because… with Karl Rove.
4. Riding shotgun in Ted Kennedy’s car after an all-night bender in Hyannis Port.
3. Using the bottle of Stingy McOuchy’s Red Hot Eye Drops that President Bush sent him as a joke.
2. Being forced at gunpoint by U.S. Marines to run a gauntlet of lions and hyenas with a baby gazelle shoved up his ass. (PETA Disclaimer: No baby gazelles were actually shoved up anyone’s ass in the making of this satire.)
1. Showing up at a Yankee’s game with a Red Sox turban on and sitting in the cheap seats.
(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)
(Thanks to Mudville and Outside the Beltway.)
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10) Having a donkey race with leaders of the democrat party.
Can’t #6 & #7 be combined into one?
Good to have you back, Buckley. It was a long week. We only had The Therapist to steal material from, and it was beginning to look obvious.
Nehring-
Damned if you didn’t pick up quickly on that one!
I am a bit rusty still what with the one week layoff and all.
a4g- Thanks. I think.
No, you can’t combine numbers 6 & 7.
Try it if you don’t believe me. When you get to that part where you jump and turn 90 degrees … you don’t want to go there.
Not that I would know from personal experience or anything. I’m just sayin’…
No, you can’t combine numbers 6 & 7.
Try it if you don’t believe me. When you get to that part where you jump and turn 90 degrees … you don’t want to go there.
Not that I would know from personal experience or anything. I’m just sayin’…
Debating whether or not to triple-post, since double-posting is so yesterday.
Hmmmm.
No.
Basil- are you tucking it properly? Because I swear I’m getting it right.
I’ll send you the video.
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