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Top 9 Signs That You Might Be A Prisoner At Guantanamo Bay
There has been a great deal of fake controversy and confusion recently over the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. So to help alleviate some of the confusion The Nose On Your Face has brought to you today:
Top 9 Signs That You Might Be A Prisoner At Guantanamo Bay
9. You have a real nasty case of the goose-bumps.
8. Robert Byrd has named a West Virginia interstate after you.
7. Jimmy Carter wrote to say, “When you get out, somebody is gonna build you a great big house and his name rhymes with Blimmy Zarter!”
6. Two words. Prickly heat.
5. Your head is still attached to your body.
4. (tie) White American college students are wearing really cool t-shirts with your image on them.
4. (tie) You have purchased “Someone Who Loves Me Vacationed At Gitmo And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt!”, shirts for the family at the prison store.
3. Oliver Stone wants to do an epic movie based on your life story. Sean Penn is already in Iraq doing research for the lead role.
2. The other islamofascists tease you about putting on the dreaded “Gitmo fifteen” from all of that carby, yet delicious infidel cafeteria food.
1. (tie) You just can’t stop humming that infectious tune from the new Jay-Z song.
1. (tie) You have put “Get Dick Durbin’s autograph” on the very top of your “Things I must do before killing innocent people in Allah’s name” list.
(Thanks to Mudville and Outside the Beltway.)
(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)
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Classic
Well actually yours has 11, so I think it’s safe to say that yours is completely different from those top ‘9′ and ‘10′ lists. Way different.
Did like the list btw
How about:
You shed a genuine tear when Lyndie England fed a pork chop to that head chopper in Abu Ghraib.
also
You got convinced that the Koran must be a book about peace and love and equality, when you heard that an American soldier had flushed it.
hehehehhe
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Friday Joke of the Day
via The Nose on Your Face - Top 9 Signs That You Might Be A Prisoner At Guantanamo BayMy Favorites7. Jimmy Carter wrote to say,
Excellent post. Well thought out, well articulated, yet easy enough for a Liberal to read and understand.
Shamalama- I’m still laughing from your comment.
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Hey look! It’s Friday! Time for the Carnival of Comedy! -Um, Aren’t those supposed to be on Thursday? Shut up!…
Gee guys, when I saw the link to this site that described it as “Republican humour”, I had to check iit out. I love to laugh, and satire is the best form of humour. Unfortunately there isn’t much humour on your site. This stuff reads like one of those low-brow sit-coms where they really have to crank up the laugh-track to make it appear as if something funny is going on. It’s not that I don’t appreciate the idealogical slant - that’s a big part of what I was looking forward to. It’s just that you aren’t very funny. I guess that liberals have that hard-wired into them. Conservatives sure don’t! Boring!
Shan,
Oops, guess you were revealed. My guess would be liberals don’t have much sense of humor.
You have to be able to laugh at yourself to enjoy.
whoever wrote that article is a seriously INSENSITIVE BASTARD.
thats all i gotta say.
Boo Hoo, you mean old conservatives are just too brutal. Giving a ‘murderous’ freedom fighter, and part time pederast goosebumps. Who cares if they kill soldiers and civilians, not ME by golly! John Al’querry said our troops are imbeciles anyway…. filthy meateaters.