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Top 9 Signs That Saddam Hussein Is About To Be Executed
9. The New York Times has just released their retrospective of the former Iraqi president entitled, “Saddam Hussein: Visionary Leader, or Truly Visionary Leader?”
8. In a Herculean effort to see that justice be done, Human Rights Watch and Amnesty International had to trudge their way past all of those inconvenient mass graves to protest for leniency on his behalf.
7. (tie) Dan Rather has been inconsolable for days.
7. (tie) French flags are flying at half mast.
6. He just leap-frogged past Fidel Castro and Abe Vigoda in Internet death pools.
5. American college students have started wearing t-shirts with pictures of a black, shadowy, Saddam in a beret.
4. Ramsey Clark has been hitting up Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Kim Jong Il for business.
3. Tim Robbins, Danny Glover and Sean Penn have been leading a prison-side candlelight vigil.
2. “Small town cop” mustaches are on their way out in Baghdad.
1. Rope futures are soaring.
(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)
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Good one!
See a sarcastic visual of George Bush playing a round of “Hangman”…here:
http://www.thoughttheater.com/2006/12/george_plays_hangman.php
In SAN FRANCISCO and UC BERKELEY it will be a week of mourning for the tyrants they so loved
My trackback not showing up, am I caught in your spam filter? I linked to you from Russell’s Paradox and the Execution of Saddam Hussein: http://plancksconstant.org/blog1/2006/12/russells_paradox.html