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Top 9 Shocking Stunts That Madonna Has Left To Try
9. Test negative for any STD’s.
8. Walk into a nightclub, cafe, hut, or rain forest anywhere in the world and not run into someone or something she has had sex with.
7. Stop jamming Tonka Trucks up her ass every time the green light on a television camera goes on.
6. Take some etiquette pointers from other celebrities with more class… like Paris Hilton or Courtney Love.
5. Have her handlers check for a “moose-knuckle” before letting her on-stage.
4. Vote Republican.
3. Stop being a whore.
2. Prevent her children from needing extensive therapy later in life.
1. Remove the “glory hole” from the bathroom of her tour bus.
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How about coming even remotely close to honoring the name that she hijacked? Nah, she’s way too far gone.
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Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.