Top 9 Reasons To Purchase A TNOYF T-shirt

9. 50% of all proceeds go to support our Internet porn habit. imga0218.jpg

8. If you do, we may be able to talk Stacy into modeling some of our other products. If you think she looks great in that t-shirt, you should see her in an official TNOYF coffee mug.

7. There is not a single shred of evidence that any of our t-shirts cause gout (Editor’s note: However, our Islamic Rage Boy bumper stickers have been linked to sudden, violent deaths.)

6. Each of our t-shirts has been officially certified as “racist” by Reverend Al Sharpton.

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9 Responses to “Top 9 Reasons To Purchase A TNOYF T-shirt”

  1. Henry on April 21st, 2007 12:07 pm

    I’ll buy one, if it’s delivered in the featured packaging.

  2. jainphx on April 21st, 2007 11:16 pm

    Where did you get that picture of my sister?

  3. jarhead john on April 24th, 2007 5:26 am

    Stacy looks like she’s suffering. That shirt is far too constraining.

  4. Stacy on April 24th, 2007 2:20 pm

    CAUTION-shirt might shrink in the wash. My husband didn’t mind.

  5. Buckley F. Williams on April 24th, 2007 8:32 pm

    “CAUTION-shirt might shrink in the wash. My husband didn’t mind.”

    No complaints from our readers yet either. I’ll continue to monitor the situation.

  6. Hoodlumman on April 25th, 2007 4:07 pm

    If you think I’m gonna buy a shirt just because beatiful Stacy models a shirt, you’re sadly, sadly cruel.

    Do you guys have TNOYF thongs? Not for me of course.

    And I will need to see them modeled.

    And NOT by BFW or Potfry.

  7. Stacy on April 25th, 2007 6:45 pm

    Heh, I was going to make a joke about TNOYF thongs. I’d have to turn down that assignment. I do want a coffee mug though.

  8. Buckley F. Williams on April 25th, 2007 8:35 pm

    We’re on it Hood. Islamic Rage Boy is getting a Brazilian wax job as we speak.

  9. Stacy on April 26th, 2007 10:48 am

    Uh, do you know Right Girl? She says those things hurt.





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