Top 9 Obama Campaign Slogans As Suggested By Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.

9. Defeat Racism, Kill A Cracker

8. There is nothing to fear but fear itself…and the bloodsucking moneylenders.

7. Ask not what your country can do for you…actually, what’s the harm in just asking?

6. Obama In ‘08: You Jews, you lose

5. Speak Loudly And Carry A Big Di… (Editor: Our error, this was an Eliot Spitzer slogan.)

4. No Child Left Behind! Not so fast white boy.

3. I Don’t Like Kike

2. Obama in ‘08: Are you better off than you were 200 years ago?

1. A Honkey In Every Pot

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20 Responses to “Top 9 Obama Campaign Slogans As Suggested By Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr.”

  1. Murphy Klasing on March 14th, 2008 2:11 pm

    “If the candidate is White, then it just ain’t right”

  2. John on March 14th, 2008 5:54 pm

    “If he a Hebrew, Hebrewin’ trouble” Obama ‘08

  3. Clancy on March 14th, 2008 11:54 pm

    Hooray for liberals! God damn America! Hooray for liberals! Hooray! The Nose On Your Face is funny! Because of all the terror we’ve supported for decades overseas, now you giggle because it’s happening to you. Not only that, but you are so afraid of death you’ve become willing to sell out the Constitutional rights of your children and grandchildren to George W. Bush and his gang of terrorists. You deserve it. Hooray for liberals. Hooray for Jeremiah Wright! Hooray for Obama. God damn America! Hooray! We need a cleansing of all the god damned right wing failures who have ruined this country. Hooray!

  4. Laika The Space Dog on March 15th, 2008 10:05 am

    God damn America, land that I hate
    Just deride her and guide her
    With the hate that is great from below
    With Obama To the White House
    From the pulpit where I foam
    God damn America, tear down my home.

    Hooray for racist liberal pussies like Clancy!
    Hooray for Right-Wing cleansing!
    Load the cattle cars! Off to the Gulag!
    Hope, Hate, and some spare Change!

    Only Strong Obamunism can cure weak Liberalism.
    Clancy, I’m afraid your weak liberalism is just words. Now go strap a home made bomb to yourself and go to a Hillary rally if you’re serious about terrorism.
    Bring it home to Whitey!
    Burn Baby, Burn!

    What’s that Clancy? Too busy blogging to become a martyr?
    Maybe next election?

  5. The Snarkiest on March 15th, 2008 10:34 am

    No noose is good noose.

  6. Laika The Space Dog on March 15th, 2008 11:26 am

    Maybe Clancy can become the UniObamer?
    Barack can make a quick call to his buddy Bill Ayers for Clancy’s university instructions on how to become a respected liberal freedom fighter and blow things up.

  7. Stacy on March 15th, 2008 1:23 pm

    Clancy is what I call “testicular challenged”.

    Kind of sad when myself, a 39 year old woman, has more guts than an actual man. I dare Clancy or the bad Rev. Wright to say that kind of stuff to my face.

  8. Muslims Against Sharia on March 15th, 2008 5:58 pm

    Muslims Against Sharia call on Senators McCain and Obama to cut all ties with their racist, Islamophobic, and anti-Semitic supporters.

    McCain: http://muslimsagainstsharia.blogspot.com/2008/03/mccains-spiritual-guide-destroy-islam.html
    Obama: http://muslimsagainstsharia.blogspot.com/2008/03/racist-congregation-cheering-racist.html

  9. Nigel on March 15th, 2008 6:54 pm

    Damn Clancy, you’ve really got to get the sand out of your vagina…

  10. Just John on March 16th, 2008 1:47 am

    Clancy is providing quality entertainment! He/she/it might be a nutjob, but he/she/it is a talented nutjob!

    Here’s to Clancy building a bomb and screwing it up! Kind of like the liberal mantra: “Trust us; we’re from the government and we’re here to help you.”

  11. Opinionnation on March 16th, 2008 5:37 pm

    1. Death to America

    2. Vote Obama… We’re not so bad to gays

    3. Vote Barack cause Bush gave us AIDS

    4. Up with hope… down with the evil white man

    5. Damn Bill! Save some chunky white bitches for us!

  12. T1 on March 17th, 2008 1:01 am

    9. Bring back Tookie. Kill A Cracker.

  13. mlah on March 17th, 2008 1:10 am

    heh. unfortuneatley, these are all to real.

  14. Jonathan on March 17th, 2008 12:58 pm

    I was trying to determine if “Clancy” was trying to be serious or not. Certainly he/she couldn’t be THAT batsh#t insane, right?

    Right?

    OK, then again…

  15. Dinah Lord on March 17th, 2008 1:49 pm

    You guys are crack-ups!

    I don’t know which one I liked best.

    (Methinks, Clancy has been in the green beer today. Happy St. Patrick’s!)

  16. bernie on March 17th, 2008 2:50 pm

    Just FYI, I linked to your article from Nothing wrong with Obama being a racist anti-american

  17. Solaratov on March 19th, 2008 2:52 pm

    Yeah, Jonathon. Clancy probably is that bats**t insane. Probably because the fascist Bush/Cheney/Halliburton/Blackwater/McCain/Microsoft/Pentagon/FDA/(and all the rest)/war machine won’t pay his/her/its health insurance; and thereby denies h/s/i access to the psychotropic drugs necessary for him/her/it to function as a reasonable member of a sane society.
    Or not, as the case may be. But who gives a damn?

  18. Troy Camplin, Ph.D. on March 26th, 2008 4:42 pm

    I love the fact that he is against “middleclassedness”. So where does that leave African-Americans? Poor and under his control, just where he wants them.

  19. Too-Fresh on March 28th, 2008 8:27 am

    Obama ‘08:
    “Get hooked on hope, its my new dope”

  20. InRussetShadows on April 6th, 2008 8:41 am

    Obama ‘08: “All your money, guns, and white women are belong to us.”

    Obama ‘08: “It’s only racist if you get caught.”

    Obama ‘08: “If a white man hangs a black man, that’s wrong; when a black man hangs a white man, it’s justice!”

    Obama ‘08: “Twenty years in the pews doesn’t change my views!”





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