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Top 9 New York Times Headlines Regarding Declining Troop Deaths In Iraq

9. (tie) Bush Manipulates Numbers Of U.S. Troop Deaths In Iraq To Detract Attention From His Causing California Wildfires

9. (tie) Bush Fails To Maintain Status Quo In Iraq

8. Promise of Clinton Presidency Lowers U.S. Troop Death Rate

7. Experts Say Less U.S. Troops Dying Because They’re Busy Raping Iraqi Women And Puppies

6. (tie) U.S. Troop Mortality Decrease Offset By Increase In Surviving Soldiers

6. (tie) Number Of U.S. Troops Cut Down In The Prime Of Their Life Last Month Slightly Less Than The Number Of U.S. Troops Horrifically Slaughtered The Month Prior

5. (tie) American Military Casualties In Iraq Up 100% From Twenty Years Ago

5. (tie) Sources Say NYT Op-Ed Page Primarily Resonsible For Declining U.S. Troop Deaths In Iraq 

4. Imperialist Superpower Reports (Alleged) Decrease in Death Rate Of Fascist Soldiers In Illegal War For Oil

3. Insiders Say U.S. Troops Dying Less Frequently, But Far More Painfully

2. Despite Decline In Troop Death Rate, Leading Experts Agree That All U.S. Troops Currently In Iraq Will Be Completely Obliterated By The Turn Of The Century

1. U.S. Casualties in Iraq Decline: Undertakers, Florists Hardest Hit

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2 Responses to “Top 9 New York Times Headlines Regarding Declining Troop Deaths In Iraq”

  1. GM Roper on November 2nd, 2007 10:10 am

    Brilliant…. but wasn’t there one about declining troop death rate due to decreased sense of NYTimes editorials or SOMETHING like that? I may have that wrong… I’ll check and get back to you. :-)

  2. Shawn on November 3rd, 2007 12:10 am

    #1 is awfully close to a real headline on Yahoo! a couple of weeks ago:

    “As violence falls in Iraq, cemetery workers are earning less.”

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20071016/wl_mcclatchy/20071016bcusiraqcemetery_attn_national_foreign_editors_ytop





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