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Top 9 Little Known Facts About Rosie O’Donnell
9. Rosie’s burka size is “3-Tent.”
8. After a successful run as Han Solo’s co-pilot in the Star Wars series, Rosie decided to shave most of her body and seriously harshen her voice in an effort to avoid being typecast for future projects.
7. Back in elementary school, the other kids used to call Rosie’s private area “The Gulf of Stankin’.”
6. (tie) Big Sigmund and The Sea Monsters fan.
6. (tie) When adopting her children, Rosie was put through the same stringent screening process that was implemented by parents before dropping their kids off at Neverland Ranch for an overnight in the early 1990’s.
5. Elizabeth Hasselback is often outnumbered 3:1 on debates during The View. At other times, Joy Behar and Barbara Walters join in.
4. Impervious to tranquilizers, the only way to stop a charging Rosie is to curl up in a ball and pretend to be a girl’s high school softball team.
3. Rosie single-handedly caused Burger King to modify their “have it your way” policy when the “special order” on her Whopper included six pancakes, two dozen chicken wings, and the blood of a newborn Republican.
2. Rosie can eat her bodyweight in stupid.
1. After jumping the shark, Rosie turned back, snapped its neck, and then ate it.
(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)
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Classic. But where is the Trump joke???
Greta’s gotta point ya know?
I don’t know pretending to be a girls softball team would only lead to Rosie dry-humping you, which would then lead to a broken…well everything.
If a Rosie should ever charge you the thing to do is keep
your nerve, hold your ground, and then toss a ham sandwich between her legs. This will cause her to snap her spine as she attempts to catch it in her mouth.
Top 9 Little Known Facts About Rosie O’Donnell…
9. Rosie’s burka size is “3-Tent.”
8. After a successful run as Han Solo’s co-pilot in the Star Wars series, Rosie ……
All right Greta & Stacy. I’ll work on it.
ac1- You present a strong alternative but for one thing; Rosie’s ability to unhinge her jaw. My calculations show she would be able to snag the sandwich out of mid-air thus saving her already severely overtaxed spine from additional trauma.
Rosie only has one boob… all of her.
ROSIE ODONNELL was the model for the big bad leopard seal from HAPPY FEET since they have a lot in common BIG BAD PERDATOR RUN SWIM FLY ITS ROSIE THE LEOPARD SEAL, SQUAWK SQUAWK
Rosie is to ugly as spots are to leopards.
So this is what passes for wit amongst the righwing.
WHAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT ROSIE…
The Nose On Your Face has the Top Nine Little Known Facts About Rosie O’Donnell.
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