The Nose On Your Face has received reports from reliable sources that after holding out for a lengthy (and decidedly non-French) amount of time, France has finally surrendered to their assimilationally challenged Muslim community.

“I must say that I am upset with our president for not ceding the country after the first signs of unrest occurred,” said Dominique Chateaux. “If the government wants to act like big tough bully boys, then why spend all that money on the Velcro symbol holder on top of the Eiffel Tower?” 

A French official noted that the government did have a plan prior to the surrender. However, the initial boxing-themed strategy of letting the rioters “punch themselves out” did not work as well as expected.

Update: Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy threatens to put a monkey wrench in the surrender plans by displaying further un-French-like behavior.

Image ruthlessly pilfered from our good friends at File It Under.

Thanks to The Political Teen & Mudville.

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