Hot Lesbian Cheerleader Sex

When our site’s ethical review board caught wind of the story of the two attractive Carolina Panthers cheerleaders who were arrested for having sex in the public restroom of Banana Joe’s (irony noted) bar, we sat on it for a while and Cheerleaderangela debated the merits of going public with it.

On the plus side, we agreed the story would likely bring in more traffic because if there is one thing that men can agree on, it’s hot lesbian cheerleader sex. Also a benefit is the prodigious amount of joy that comes with typing the phrase “hot lesbian cheerleader sex” multiple times. Furthermore, the public has a right to know… or something like that… blah, blah, blah.

The only down side was that we would be forced to use one of our longer-armed writers on this story as it would not be feasible to reach the keyboard from the distance that this subject matter would dictate. 

We have enormous respect for sites like Independent Sources who refused to bow down to the siren song of girl-on-girl action. Bravo gentlemen, your morals are beyond reproach. However, we simply felt Cheerleaderrenee that this story was too important to not be told.   

What follows is what we feel is a Pulitzer-worthy (assuming an all-male Pulitzer review committee) effort:

“Two hot-looking Carolina Panther’s cheerleaders were arrested for having hot lesbian sex in a public restroom.”

Update: In an unprecedented occurrence, upwards of 75,000 adult men have signed up for Carolina’s Learn To Cheer With The Pantherette’s summer cheer-leading camp within the last 24 hours.

Update 2: We will not be covering any other news stories for the foreseeable future. Please visit Right Wing News for complete national and international coverage.

Update 3: I just rented Bring It On.

Update 4: New poll shows that Carolina is the new “America’s Team”.

H/T to Independent Sources for the photos.

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11 Responses to “Hot Lesbian Cheerleader Sex”

  1. Ravenwood's Universe on November 8th, 2005 7:44 am

    Get a room (or just come over to my place)

    Women’s public restrooms must be A LOT CLEANER than men’s. I don’t care how drunk you are, having sex in a bathroom stall of a nightclub is gross, and apparently frowned upon in Florida. Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were charged…

  2. Dumb Criminals on November 8th, 2005 7:47 am

    Get a room (or just come over to my place)

    Womens public restrooms must be A LOT CLEANER than mens. I dont care how drunk you are, having sex in a bathroom stall of a nightclub is gross, and apparently frowned upon in Florida.
    Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were char…

  3. greg on November 8th, 2005 9:25 am

    I’m just glad to see you’re taking the high road in this whole regrettable episode.

  4. Independent Sources on November 8th, 2005 10:24 am

    Hot Lesbian Sex Lands Hot NFL Cheerleaders in Jail; but were not writing about it

    When we first read the story of the two red hot Carolina Panther cheerleaders arrested at a bar called Banana Joes for engaging in steamy girl-on-girl sex in a public restroom, we evaluated whether or not the story was Independent Sour…

  5. Hoodlumman on November 8th, 2005 12:20 pm

    If I may, FIU Press has uncovered a bit of NFL trivia - hot lesbian cheerleader sex related? You make the call.

  6. NIF on November 9th, 2005 7:48 pm

    The day after …

    Today’s dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny … It’s the Free Jack Idema Blogburst! (+ Open Trackbacks) … TJ for Joker, or Jack of Hearts :P … ER and/or STACLU for Clubs; Ogre for a Spade!

  7. cranky on November 11th, 2005 9:18 pm

    Where’s the video? Someone said you had the video.

  8. File it Under on November 16th, 2005 1:58 pm

    Carnival of Crazy X

    Welcome to Edition #10 of the Carnival of Crazy.

    A big thanks to all who have submitted and made these carnivals work. As FIU grows in readership and this carnival, as well, we’ll begin the next phase in the CofC - Blog rotation.

    But for now,

  9. File it Under on November 16th, 2005 2:03 pm

    Carnival of Crazy X

    Welcome to Edition #10 of the Carnival of Crazy.

  10. PlutosDad on November 17th, 2005 10:40 am

    But if they’re both “top” cats, which one was the bottom?

  11. Penelope on November 29th, 2005 9:02 am

    i can’t find true reality type stuff—-all i see are hollywood types. if you have some links let meknow. i’m really looking for sites like this —
    lesbiangirl.com





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