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Top Rejected Titles For Brokeback Mountain

We here at The Nose On Your Face have been fascinated (in an inquisitively, yet securely heterosexual sort of way) by the Brokeback Mountain phenomenon since it’s inception.

Knowing our interest on the topic of all things Brokeback, our colleague Bob of Crazy Politico’s Rantings was kind enough to forward along his excellent list of rejected titles for that film.

They are as follows:

  • Prances With Wolves
  • Jeremiah’s Johnson
  • The Pleasure of the Sierra Padre
  • Butch Assidy & the Bundance Kid
  • How the West Was Hung
  • The Legend of the Long Ranger
  • Lonesome Doug
  • Hi, Plains Drifter!
  • The Magnificent Seven… Inches
  • Quickly Down Under
  • The Good, the Bad & the Fabulous
  • Silver-rod-owww!!

Upon receiving Bob’s list, we did a bit more research and were able to uncover these other rejected titles:

  • Two Tools For Mister Harrah
  • Why-it Hurt
  • Saddle On My Back Again
  • My Darling Clem, All Tied
  • Silly the Kid
  • The Sot Who Manned Liberty Valance
  • Unprotected
  • The Ox-Blow Incident
  • True Grip
  • The Buns of Katie’s Elder
  • The Gerbil Whisperer

Thanks to: Wizbang!, Stop the ACLU

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15 Responses to “Top Rejected Titles For Brokeback Mountain”

  1. j on February 25th, 2006 3:39 pm

    What a sassy and fabulous list!
    Uhhhh….
    I’m mean, that was cool, yo.

  2. spurwing plover on February 25th, 2006 3:39 pm

    CISCO KID AND PANCHO MAKE OUT

  3. buckley on February 25th, 2006 3:51 pm

    “What a sassy and fabulous list!”

    It’s to die for isn’t it? After I posted it I went right out and purchased a new kerchief and chaps.

  4. Greta (Hooah Wife) on February 25th, 2006 4:21 pm

    I think your were going through your porn collection for inspiration!

  5. FIAR on February 25th, 2006 6:18 pm

    I’ll stick with ‘Bareback Mounted’ being my favorite.

  6. keith edwards on February 25th, 2006 10:24 pm

    i think they should have named brokeback mountan homo’s on the range

  7. Rodney Dill on February 26th, 2006 2:33 pm

    A Fisting Fool for Dollars

    I Can Be Done Amigo

  8. spurwing plover on February 26th, 2006 2:38 pm

    HIGH PLAINS WIFTER.TWO MULES FOR BROTHERS DARA

  9. The Jawa Report on February 27th, 2006 9:02 am

    Gay Pudding Eating Cowboys

    Top Rejected Titles For Brokeback Mountain The Ox-Blow Incident The Gerbil Whisperer More….

  10. The Liberal Wrong Wing on March 2nd, 2006 3:22 pm

    Carnival of Liberal’s Wrongs #6

    A very good carnival this week! 12 submissions! Enjoy!

  11. spurwing plover on March 2nd, 2006 4:32 pm

    BRAZING SADDLES,BILLY THE KID MARRYS DRACULA,BUTCH CASSIDY KISSES THE SUNDANCE KID,THE TERROR OF WHINNEY TOWN,

  12. Okieboy on March 3rd, 2006 1:45 pm

    At “Okie on the Lam”, I CALL it the BUGGERIN’ BUCKAROOS.

    http://www.okieonthelam.com/?p=1069

    Love your lists!

  13. buckley on March 3rd, 2006 4:57 pm

    Great suggestions. I especially like “Homo On The Range”.

    I might have to do a “Revenge of Rejected Brokeback Mountain Titles” post.

  14. dittybopper on March 5th, 2006 2:45 pm

    High Nooner
    Rin Sin Sin
    The Queerling
    Deadwood

  15. Steve O on March 9th, 2006 9:56 pm

    Dead Wood Walking

    Walker, Tex Ass Ranger

    The Good, the Butt, and the Ugly

    The Dirty Dozen





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