California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his 12-year-old son were involved in a motorcycle collision near their Los Angeles home this past Sunday, his spokeswoman Margita Thompson said. The former actor received a cut to his lip that required 15 stitches, while his son was treated for minor scrapes and bruises. Both of them had been wearing their helmets.

Although initially uninjured, the other driver did suffer severe trauma to the head and torso areas immediately following the accident when Schwarzenegger reportedly ripped both of the man’s arms off and began beating him with them. Awed onlookers described the scene as “a beating of Biblical proportions.”

At the time of this writing the other driver was still undergoing a rectal motorcycle-helmet-ectomy. Doctors state that he has an excellent prognosis for recovery, but that he will likely need intensive therapy to address future toileting issues. 

Thompson went on to say that she felt that “the Governor showed remarkable restraint” in this matter and that things “could have been far worse had the other driver been an evil space alien or a Graz, Austria town official.”

Thanks to OTB.

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