Retro-Nose: Top 9 Suggested Islamofascist Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

While much of the United States suffers through an unusually hot summer, many Americans lose sight of the fact that temperatures can reach a sweltering 130 degrees in some Middle Eastern caves.

So to help our Muslim brethren keep cool during the dog days of jihad, TNOYF presents: 

Top 9 Suggested Islamofascist Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

9. Human Shield Nut Crunch

8. (tie) Fiery Death to the Zionists Low Fat Frozen Yogurt

8. (tie) Suicide Bomp-Pop

7. Allah’s Chocolate Chip & Hummus Surprise

6. Jihad Jamboree Original Ice Cream

5. Great Satan South Beach Swirl (only 5 net carbs)

4. Chick Pea & Cookie Dough Ice Cream

3. The Streets Will Flow Red With the Blood of the Infidels Strawberry

2. Goat Lovers Fudge Chunk

1. Default French Flag Vanilla

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

Thanks to: Mudville

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  1. jainphx on July 2nd, 2006 3:59 pm

    Yes and the ever famous “If its brown kick it down surprise.”

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Retro-Nose: Top 9 Suggested Islamofascist Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

While much of the United States suffers through an unusually hot summer, many Americans lose sight of the fact that temperatures can reach a sweltering 130 degrees in some Middle Eastern caves.

So to help our Muslim brethren keep cool during the dog days of jihad, TNOYF presents: 

Top 9 Suggested Islamofascist Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

9. Human Shield Nut Crunch

8. (tie) Fiery Death to the Zionists Low Fat Frozen Yogurt

8. (tie) Suicide Bomp-Pop

7. Allah’s Chocolate Chip & Hummus Surprise

6. Jihad Jamboree Original Ice Cream

5. Great Satan South Beach Swirl (only 5 net carbs)

4. Chick Pea & Cookie Dough Ice Cream

3. The Streets Will Flow Red With the Blood of the Infidels Strawberry

2. Goat Lovers Fudge Chunk

1. Default French Flag Vanilla

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

Thanks to: Mudville

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  4. Retro-Nose: Islamic Rage Boy’s New Single “Infidels”, Closing Fast On “White Christmas” As All-Time Best Seller
  5. Top 9 Suggested Ann Coulter Book Titles

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