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Retro-Nose: Sheehan Leaves Crawford, Plans Protest At Wile E. Coyote’s Cave
The Nose On Your Face’s Senior Grief Mongering Correspondent has just received news that Cindy Sheehan has ended her long-standing vigil outside of President Bush’s Crawford Ranch. Mrs. Sheehan, who is best known for her foreign policy expertise, has opted to “confront the problem in an even more direct manner” by taking the fight to one Wile E. Coyote’s doorstep.
“That… that… ‘coyote’ is like, just another tool of this wicked administration,” Sheehan asserted. “I mean are we supposed to accept the fact that it’s okay for a predator like this to have nuclear weapons but it’s not okay for say, a road runner or a baby harp seal? Coyotes like Wile E. are 
Sheehan went on to decry the “seamless ties and improprieties” that exist “between the Bush administration and mega-corporations such as ACME.”
The protest is expected to draw “some of the biggest names in the anti-war field.” However, due to limited cave-side seating Mrs. Sheehan recommends that you book your seats in advance through Ticketron.
In other news, Erin Moran of “Happy Days” fame is facing new charges that she never in fact “loved Chachi.”
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Maybe the coyote will drop one of those big ACME anvils on her head.