Former Air America Radio Chairman Evan Montvel-Cohen has come under a great deal of fire recently for allegedly embezzling $875,000 from the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club in New York City. According to Gloria Wise board members, $35,000 of this sum was given as a loan to Mr. Cohen to help “pay medical expenses for himself and his ‘gravely ill’ father.”

Sadly, Cohen’s father died in 1991, over a decade before his son’s Herculean endeavor to bring him back from the great beyond.

“Not since Miracle Max brought Wesley back to life have we seen such an effort on the behalf of love,” stated one audibly choked up close-mortum expert. “It’s moving really. And listen to to the words his boy used- ‘gravely ill’. You can hear the longing for dad loud and clear.”

TNOYF’s Senior Humanitarian Correspondent did some digging and found several other loans that Mr. Cohen procured as part of his ongoing attempt to save what lesser people had deemed “lost causes”.

• $25,000 from The United Leprosy Foundation to “help protect ghouls, zombies and fiends from Scooby-Doo and those meddling kids”
• $12,000 from the Bennington, Vermont chapter of Stop Arson Now for a Joan of Arc legal defense fund
• $7,500 from Michael Jackson’s Tots For Toys program to be used for “general betterment of the children”
• $5,000 from PETA to assist in changing the phrase “club him like a baby seal” to “maim him like an illegally elected Republican“
• $2,500 from German-American’s For Hasselhoff to lobby for new Knight Rider episodes

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