Editors note: This one of our favorite postings from our early days that never made it in front of as many eyeballs as we would have liked. We hope you enjoy it!

As those closest to him can attest, President Bush has both a fondness and a talent for nicknaming people. We here at The Nose On Your Face were very lucky to have the president take time out of his busy schedule to provide us with some examples of his work.

George W. Bush’s Top 9 Nicknames For Ted Kennedy:

9. Tedwardo Montalban

8. He Hate Me

7. The Scotch ‘n’ Blow Kid (alternate: The Scotch ‘n’ Milk Kid)

6. The Chappaquiddick Assassin

5. Mr. Megalencephaly

4. Sugar Ray Drunkard

3. Snerdly McAsshat

2. Senator Mongoloid O’Malley

1. Edward Pinata-head

President Bush noted that the above list represents just “a few examples of my extraordanarileous powers.” 

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organization’s “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)