Hundreds of thousands of Mexican-American, Liberal-American, Undocumented-Mexican-American and plain old Mexican-Mexican demonstrators took to the streets over the past several days to protest the United States maddening attempts to protect her borders and enforce her laws.

Seeing as how these individuals want to be a part of American society, we here at TNOYF feel that it is appropriate that their marches be given catchy names so as to garner the appropriate amount of attention from the mainstream media.

And so without further ado, we present our painstakingly researched suggestions:

9. Montezuma’s Other Revenge

8. The “Wee Are Vary Gud Amairikin Sitisuns For Yu” March

7. Mexico Unplugged: The U.S. Tour

6. The “Hey, Why The F*** Haven’t The Sheets On My Hotel Bed Been Changed?” March

5. Extreme Makeover: Aztlan Edition

4. G-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-l-l-l-l-!!!!!!!!

3. The March To Disprove The Stereotype That Mexicans Are Lazy

2. Fernando Bueller’s Day Off

1. Million Juan March

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

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