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Upstate New York Goat Claims he Was With Alleged 20th Hijacker the Night Before 9-11
An upstate NY goat has come forward with the shocking claim that he was with Fawaz al-Nashmi, a Saudi national killed in 2002 by Saudi police, the night before the 9-11 attacks in 2001.
If true, the story corroborates Al Quaeda’s claim last year that al-Nashmi was, indeed, the planned 20th hijacker.
The goat’s farmer brought the 4 year old Alpine Buck to local police when the goat broke down while reading news accounts of al-Nashmi in old newspapers that had been strewn in his pen. The story the goat told FBI agents left them convinced that not only was al-Nashmi the 20th hijacker, he was also an incredible goat lover.
“He got to this goat quickly,” said an FBI agent who asked not to be identified. “This was clearly a man who had experience with manipulating goats, and playing with their delicate sensibilities. The poor Buck has been heartbroken for nearly five years. The tryst was so deep and intense that al-Nashmi overslept in the hayloft the morning of 9-11.”
Apparently that morning, as the goat watched al-Nashmi quickly dress, he begged the would-be terrorist to come back. Promising to return but cursing in Arabic, al-Nashmi fled the farm and was never heard from again.
The goat, who has asked not to be identified, quickly realized that his lover would not be back, and fell into a deep depression, toeing absent mindedly at his feed and braying loudly at any other farm animal that tried to offer comfort.
“He was inconsolable,” said the Pig. “I mean, despondent doesn’t quite cover it. We were very worried that he’d try something stupid, like standing behind the horse and describing the Glue Factory.”
It remains to be seen if the knowledge of al-Nashmi’s demise will provide closure for the goat.
Thanks to: Mudville.
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