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TomKat Wedding Marred By Space Alien Melee
The alien-studded wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Italy was violently disrupted when the Great Gazoo, Islamic Rage Boy, and the saber-toothed creature from “Alien” wound up in a drunken scrum during the traditional bouquet tossing.
Italian authorities were called in, but not before many
guests were eaten, decapitated, or called “dum dum” by Gazoo.
Holmes and Cruise had debated inviting Gazoo since he had just emerged from his third stint in rehab last month. They eventually decided that C3PO’s presence could provide some mature mentorship for the former Flintstones star.
It was not to be. Gazoo had C3PO disconnected before the first dance, and drove E.T. from the event with a wedgie that left the sensitive space creature in tears.
As a prescient Robot from “Lost in Space” chanted “Warning! Warning!” Holmes prepared to toss the bouquet into a riled-up gaggle of extra terrestrial personalities.
“You just knew some some bad !@#$ was gonna go down,” said Marvin the Martian afterwards, as he absent mindedly fingered the trigger on his Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator. “I’m no Scientologist, but I’ve got to believe this isn’t what L. Ron Hubbard had in mind.”
For the record, Islamic Rage Boy emerged from the pile with the flowers.
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TomKat Wedding Marred by Space Alien Melee
TomKat Wedding Marred by Space Alien Melee
Islamic Rage Boy has a happy face t-shirt too!
And you’ll be able to have one soon, Jeremy. Look for Islamic Rage Boy merchandise here in a couple weeks, if not sooner.
It’s amazing,the guest are more normal than the hosts,go figure.
Along with TRILANE,Q,IDAK,THE GREEN GIRL,THE HORTA,ROBBY THE ROBOT,ROSIE,MACK and UNIBLAB
How dare you insult the great religion of scientology; people of that faith have given so much to the world. I mean not like Hindus with number systems, geometry, agricultural improvements, etc. Or Muslims with algebra, optics, calendar advancements, trade. Or like the Christians with higher mathematics, physics, technology, western civilization, democracy, etc.. Or like jews with medicine, economics, physics, banking and finance, literature, technology etc..
But more like how cool that movie with tom cruise was where he is a cop with future crime, or something like that. Had that cool scene in it with the flying car. Well, I liked it.