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Rice Set To Star In ‘Thriller’ Remake

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, an enormously talented and successful woman by any estimation, has recently added another entry to her already impressive resume: pop superstar.

Rice was recently tapped to play the lead in a remake of the Michael Jackson mini-epic, Thriller.Condi_1

“I couldn’t be more excited really,” stated Dr. Rice. “For years I have been a huge fan of Michael and to have a chance to pay tribute to him by singing his anthem is really quite an honor.”

Rice went on to credit USA Today’s Graphics and Photo Managing Editor Richard Curtis for helping her achieve her demonic look, which she felt secured her spot during the audition. 

Thanks to Conservative Cat, NIF, OTB & Mudville. H/T Michelle Malkin for the photo.

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6 Responses to “Rice Set To Star In ‘Thriller’ Remake”

  1. NIF on October 26th, 2005 7:50 pm

    Gonna be a long day!

    Today’s dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny … a simple Wednesday edition (+ open trackbacks)

  2. TJ on October 26th, 2005 7:50 pm

    TypePad still on their Anti-TB crusade?

    /TJ
    Today’s NIF @ http://trejrc0.blogspot.com/2005/10/gonna-be-long-day.html

  3. TJ on October 26th, 2005 7:51 pm

    Oh, I guess not. It went through! Did TypePad finally cave? W00T! /TJ

  4. buckley on October 26th, 2005 8:28 pm

    Hopefully that will be the end of the problem. We’ll see.

    Thanks for the link!

  5. Conservative Cat on October 26th, 2005 8:53 pm

    Wednesday

    The Right Place: Halloween Cavalcade of Horrors! GOP and the City: New Doug Forrester Ad Samantha Burns: Crazy Sam #7 Nose On Your Face: Rice Set to Star in ‘Thriller’ Remake Gigolo Kitty: Me Ensnared Scrappleface: Bush: Miers Views…

  6. Duke McGoo on November 4th, 2005 11:38 pm

    Come on guys Condi is clearly Guaould.
    She’s hot too.





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