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Red Sox Searching for Nixon’s Chin
Red Sox camp was sent into full-scale alert yesterday when it was revealed that Trot Nixon’s chin was missing.
“We’re not quite sure who has it,” said Theo Epstein. “But we just want it back. No questions will be asked.”
The loss of Nixon’s chin was shocking to the Boston players, who stood by their jowl-less right fielder.
“I’ve offered to loan him my dimple,” said Johnny Damon.
“I don’t know where the boy’s neck starts,” said David Ortiz, as he hauled his breasts into a sports bra before taking the field. “ It’s just one mass of fat and flesh from his mouth to his chest. You could land a plane there!”
Announcements were made over the PA system at the stadium in an effort to locate the missing chin. Fans were asked to look under their seats during the 7th inning stretch.
Anyone with information about Nixon’s chin should call the Red Sox front office.
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Oh no - what a vision - LOL That’s enough to make me lose sleep - LOL
You are an idiot. Yankees = OWNED.
Yours truly: the ‘04 Red Sox.
Given your lack of anything remotely new or interesting to say, I’d remain anonymous too. Well done.
doesn’t matter what team you write about its all fun and worthy of a good read.being a sox fan i find this very, very funny.