Aruban Fisherman Feeling “Left Out” Because He Hasn’t Been Arrested In Natalie Holloway Case
By all appearances, Karl Vanderhoofenswagen is an unassuming fisherman on the island of Aruba.

He’s also the only male on the island who has not been arrested in connection with the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, who was last seen on May 30, 2005.

Vanderhoofenswagen says he’s miffed at being overlooked, and is considering filing a lawsuit demanding his arrest and questioning.

“This is a small island, and people talk. I hear the whispering. ‘Vanderhoofswagen wouldn’t hurt a fly. Vanderhoofswagen only likes fish and boys.’ Well, I’m not going to stand for it. I’m a man who’s quite capable of dangerous acts. Just the other day, I caught a bluefish that was an inch under the minimum size. What did I do? I kept him. I’m crazy as a loon sometimes.”

Aruban authorities remain adamant that Vanderhoofswagen is not a suspect.

“Mr. Sissywagen is currently not a person of interest,” said prosecutor Klaus von Clogdike. “We do not intend to arrest the girly-man at this time, despite the fact that he is the only male on Aruba we have not questioned. Or, perhaps I should say, ‘alleged’ male.”

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