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Phone Transcript: Elizabeth Edwards Apologizing To Hillary Clinton

Scary20hillary20clinton After plying a Verizon employee with whiskey, strippers, and an impressive array of Islamic Rage Boy merchandise, TNOYF has obtained a taped copy of the recently announced phone call between Elizabeth Edwards and Hillary Clinton.  Ms. Edwards was calling the New York Senator to apologize for a speech she made during her book tour in which she said that she was “happier” and “more joyful” than Ms. Clinton because of her decision to leave her career and stay home with her children. 

SFX: Phone Ringing/Picked Up

Hillary Clinton: “Speak.”

Elizabeth Edwards: “Oh, hi Hillary.  It’s Elizabeth Edwards.”

Hillary Clinton: “Oh, Saint Elizabeth.  Thanks for finding the time to call me amidst all your freaking joy.”

Elizabeth Edwards: “Uh, listen, Hillary.  I’m really sorry about-“041029_elizabethedwards_1

Hillary Clinton:  “Save it, fat girl.  No amount of apologizing is going to help you and that grinning ambulance chaser you call a husband. I mean, what the f*** were you thinking?  Did all that chemo make you lose your mind?”

Elizabeth Edwards: “Um, this is hard enough and-“

Hillary Clinton: “I’ll give you hard, you freaking Stepford wife. Hard is trying to be the first mother f**king bitch President. Hard is smiling at people all day when you’re fantasizing about biting their lips off. Hard is trying to act upset when your husband, the President, gets caught with his pants down, but you really don’t give a flying f**k because at the same time he was getting his salami serviced, you were under the skirt of your press secretary.  You wouldn’t know hard if it stood up in your soup and slapped that happy, joyous smile off your redneck face.”

Elizabeth Edwards: “Uh, yeah. Anyway, John asked me to tell you that he’s sorry as well and-“

Hillary Clinton:  “I’ll say he’s sorry. In fact, sorry doesn’t really scratch the surface of his pathetic ass.  You tell hubby that when he comes up with a more accurate description of JUST HOW FREAKING FEEBLE HE’S BECOME, TO GIVE HIS BITCH HILLARY A CALL.”

Elizabeth Edwards: “I will.”

Hillary Clinton: “You bet your large gelatinous ass you will.”

Elizabeth Edwards: “Well, I have to go.”

Hillary Clinton: “Oh, darn.  And I thought we were bonding so nicely. Bitch.”

SFX: Dial Tone

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2 Responses to “Phone Transcript: Elizabeth Edwards Apologizing To Hillary Clinton”

  1. discarded lies - hyperlinkopotamus on October 22nd, 2006 1:55 am

    Transcript of Phone Call Between Elizaeth Edwards and Hillary Clinton

    Transcript of Phone Call Between Elizaeth Edwards and Hillary Clinton

  2. evariste on October 22nd, 2006 2:07 am

    Hee hee.





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