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OJ Simpson’s Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him
The shocking news that O.J. Simpson is going public with a book and interview about how he could have hypothetically killed Nicole Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995 has drawn scorn and revulsion from many who are convinced the former football star is benefitting financially from a murder he actually did commit.
And in another strange twist, TNOYF has learned that a prisoner at the California State Penetentiary, Cletis Tallywhacker, is penning a short novela about how he would have hypothetically raped O.J. Simpson if he had been his hypothetical cellmate.
Simpson’s Novel is titled If I Did It while Tallywhacker’s book is called If I Could Get Me Some Hall Of Fame Running Back Booty.
According to prison officials, Tallywhacker has long been obsessed with Simpson, and killed several other prisoners in rage when O.J. was acquitted and his hopes for intimacy with him were dashed. They are hoping that the book is an outlet.
“There’s no harm in our prisoners playing out their fantasies in writing,” said Prison Warden Hal Souder. “And I’m thrilled that Mr. Tallywhacker has accurately depicted our guards ignoring Mr. Simpson’s pleas for help. Hypothetically, of course.”
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O.J. Simpson’s Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him
O.J. Simpson’s Hypothetical Cell Mate Writes Book About How He Would Hypothetically Rape Him
If I Did It Tour Begins
O. J. Simpson (left), John Murtha (center), and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad kick off If I Did It Tour on Fox News Channel.
WASHINGTON (Fox News) - The buzz surrounding the scheduled interview of O.J. Simpson on Fox News in advance of the r…
Its time to take wackos like ISACK EINHORN and hang him from a tree
Speaking hypothetically of course, somebody needs to take action on this mother fucker. Where are the extremists when we actually need one. This mother fucker is making a fuckin’ mockery of our legal system. One of the fundamental aspects of our society. He’s a fuckin’ killer, everybody knows it, and he’s walking around free. If that’s not enough, now he’s shovin’ that shit into the faces of the victim’s families and the rest of the nation.
It is damn well time a vigilante steps up and takes care of this shit. All we need is one good crazy mother fuckin ex-marine style mother fucker.
In my opinion the best way to hypothetically do it would be public execution style assassination. Find out where this fucker plays golf. Find a clear line of site to one of the driving areas. Wait for him to tee up. And take his fuck ass out with a high powered sniper rifle. It will take the police at least twenty minutes to figure what direction the shot came from. And that’s if our ex-marine isn’t using a silencer. Plenty of time to escape.
And as far as prosecution goes. I think the entire country has a motive for killing his ass right now. So if he got out of killing two people when he was basically caught red handed, I think our man could get off as well, if he’s caught.
I am hypothetically begging for someone to stand up and take action on this man. I think it would be a patriotic act. Don’t let this man continue to mock our society so openly.
I’d stand up and do it myself, but I have neither the proper training nor the nerve for this sort of job. But someone out there does.
And I hypothetically hope that someone does.
Daddy
yo yo yo daddyooo!
HALLA!
yo negro! we def. agree witchu! and what yo saying! that muthafucka should be burned at da fucking stake! like fuckin’dracula! no man should be playin the system like dat shit! .. dat is just not right, and we agree with chu! BURN MOTHAFUCKA BURN! - OJ simpson we mean.- keep up wit what u doing cause its for a good cause bro!
peace and love!
BIg mommmma!