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James Frey says He Could Kick Leif Garrett’s Ass and Steal His Dope
With Leif Garrett’s most recent drug bust and ghastly mug shot dominating the national news, “A Million Little Pieces” author James Frey has come out swinging, saying that the former teen heartthrob does not truly understand pain and misery the way Frey does.
“God, I wish Leif Garrett would quit whining about his pathetic little heroin problem,” said Frey. “Big deal. Everyone who read my book knows that in addition to heroin, I was smoking crack, chewing lead paint chips, and drinking a half gallon of Drano every day. And I could still kick ass, when I wasn’t sky-diving.”
Frey, in fact, said that he’d have no problem dealing with a “washed up heartthrob” like Garrett and then “stealing his dope. I’d beat him with a rolled up copy of “Tiger Beat” and then leave a special Frey-tattoo on him so he’d always remember he was my bitch.”
Frey also felt that Garrett’s mugshot wasn’t really that bad.
“Garrett’s mug shot is a prom picture compared to what I looked like after the cops beat me. There aren’t any pictures because they were crying so hard after seeing the damage they had done. I was trying to console them while my brains were leaking out of my ears.”
Frey clearly felt that the outpouring of compassion for Garrett was undeserved.
“I don’t know about you, but he doesn’t strike me as a guy who could handle a double root canal without anesthesia.”
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I remember when Leif was about 13 or 14, maybe just a bit older—he was doing an interview on TV, bragging about how he had just bought his own house so that he could smoke pot without his mom “hassling” him all the time.
Now, that same mom (who undoubtably heard the interview, and possibly thought it was “cute”) is blaming his lifetime of drug problems on, of all people, his idols–Mick Jagger and the rest of the Stones.
Give me a break. Perhaps she should have been more of a MOTHER, and less of a “friend” when he decided he needed his own “space” in which to get high.