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Cindy Sheehan Unveils “Americans Suck” Campaign Theme for Senate Run
In her potential bid to unseat Democrat Diane Feinstein in the California Senate primaries this June, anti-war protester and budding Marxist Cindy Sheehan has chosen “Americans Suck” as her campaign platform. The slogan is already being inscribed on buttons and posters, as the Peace Mom readies herself for what will likely be a closely contested primary.
The decision to use “Americans Suck” came after a good deal of extended debate among Sheehan and her inner circle, which includes Harry Bellafonte, Hugo Chavez, Jesse Jackson, and Sheehan’s friend Julie, described as her “traveling companion” (but more likely a frequent diner at the Sheehan “Y”, if you get our drift). “Americans Suck” rose to the top after careful consideration of several options:
Bring The Soldiers Home and Put Them in Jail!
U.S.A Out of Iraq, New Orleans and Canada Now!
Free Saddam Hussein!
This Country’s Not Worth Dying For!
Vote for Me or I’ll Camp on Your Lawn!
Sheehan said that she will run because Feinstein has not supported calls to bring home the U.S. troops in Iraq right away, in effect supporting the policies of the Bush Administration.
The comments sent the Feinstein camp scrambling.
“Hey, wait just a second,” said Feintein’s campaign manager Kam Kuwata. “We hate Bush too. Just the other day, Senator Feinstein said to me, ‘Man, is Bush dumb as a stump, or what?’ And, like Mrs. Sheehan, we believe George Bush is a war-mongering filth-spewing terrorist. In fact, Senator Feinstein wishes George Bush would die right now. I don’t think you’ll get THAT sort of commitment from Mrs. Sheehan.”
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too bad the thugs under Chavez didn’t take the senior moonbat sheehan hostage! I wonder if she would have expected American Soldiers to rescue her?????
Holy crap, that’s freakin’ hilarious!
At the NYC sheehan support group, I saw signs like the second unchosen slogan. They were along the lines of “US out of Haiti!” “US out of New Orleans!”
I felt so confused.
The other slogans were the best part of it. “Out of New Orleans and Canada” - LMAO
Funny comment, btw, Kira.
I just thought of a concept you might do, Potfry. What happens if she changes her name to Cindy Jihad. She could become the burqa wearing barbie of central Asia.