50,000th visitor contest
We’re quite shocked to be so quickly approaching our 50,000th visitor when we’re still cleaning up confetti and finishing our community service requirements after the 25,000th visitor gala.
And we’re quite amazed that when we subtract the site visits of Mom and her prayer group, we’re still in the 10,000 range!
Anyway, we’d like to announce that we’ll have a special surprise for the 50,000th visitor: a special certificate drawn by the Potfry girls (Grace and Emma). What these girls do with crayons, construction paper, and clumps of dog hair is simply magical. If you’re the 50,000th visitor, you’ll be the proud owner of this tailor-made piece, destined to be worth dollars on Ebay minutes after you claim it.
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Even funnier would be to post the reviews by New York art critics of said crayon drawings. To fool them even more, use finger paint!
Congratulations Potty
You AND your blog are simply wondrous - giving my wicked, warped, yet unworthy, existence special meaning.
Again thankyou.
Pete
P.S. Coveting your prize in advance
Here’s hoping I can claim the prize!
Congratz on 50,000 (whenever you hit it) and congratz to the artists.
Even if I don’t win, I’d love to see the prize anyway.
Marvelous stuff. Popped in via Ace via Iowahawk.
Cheers.