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Top 9 Real Bill Clinton Complaints About “The Path To 9/11″

Much has been made by Democrats over the alleged inaccuracies in ABC’s The Path To 9/11 mini-series that began on Sunday night, the day before the 5-year anniversary of the horrific attacks on America. In particular, former President Bill Clinton made no secret of the fact that he was displeased with the way he was portrayed in the film. At one point he used his considerable influence to try and have the scenes that were less than flattering to him cut from the movie.

We at TNOYF did a little digging around and discovered the real reasons that the former Commander-in-Chief was unhappy with The Path to 9/11.

9. Did not think casting Rosie O’Donnell as Monica Lewinsky was funny. At all.

8. Claims he never told Vernon Jordan that “if you stare directly into Madeline Albright’s face, you’ll become impotent.”

7. Not historically accurate like Fahrenheit 9/11.

6. The film was way too negative with all of that terrorism, and Islamic fanaticism. It did not focus on the great economy during the 1990’s at all.

5. Lewinsky used the unconventional single-kneed “halftime speech” stance when performing oral sex, not the more traditional two-kneed approach that was depicted in the film.

4. Falsely depicted Clinton as a “Whopper” eater rather than a “Big Mac” man.

3. Although he thought the scene where Hillary pees standing up was “hilarious”, he caught hell for laughing at it.

2. Sandy Berger wears cargo-briefs, not boxers.

1. No matter how many personal requests he made, Hillary still does not get eaten by wolves in the end.

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organizations “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

Thanks to: Dr. Sanity, Tammy Bruce, RWN, Brainster , Drunk Report

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16 Responses to “Top 9 Real Bill Clinton Complaints About “The Path To 9/11″”

  1. locomotivebreath1901 on September 12th, 2006 7:15 pm

    This is funny stuff!
    I linked to your post over at my site, but I can’t for the life of me get these typekey trackbacks to register.
    Keep up the good work.

  2. j on September 12th, 2006 7:49 pm

    Five out of the nine on list were insulting to women.

  3. buckley on September 12th, 2006 8:07 pm

    That can be a pain. Thanks for the link.

  4. jarhead john on September 13th, 2006 12:36 am

    Insulting to women? Well, actually, since the entire post was about Bill Clinton, all nine would be insulting to women…..

  5. hnav on September 13th, 2006 1:22 am

    giggle giggle and snort snort…

    simply HILL_ARIOUS…

    thanks…

  6. Jonathan Leffingwell on September 13th, 2006 1:12 pm

    Five out of the nine on list were insulting to women.

    Bubba was insulting to women. Take it up with him.

  7. jarhead john on September 14th, 2006 1:08 am

    That was pretty much my point JL; well said.

  8. tyler durden on September 14th, 2006 6:13 pm

    Are you kidding me?
    You guys actually think this is humor?
    Not funny at all…I’m not angry about the content,
    this is just not funny.

  9. Terry Callender on September 15th, 2006 7:36 am

    Now that is funny. I can’t believe someone actually didn’t think it was. Maybe the tin foil hat they made for themselves is doing more than just blocking Republican Mind control waves. If you buy the cheap stuff, it contains a lot of Heavy metal impurities. I recommend Reynolds Wrap.

  10. Les T. on September 15th, 2006 10:37 am

    We can read something like this today and those of us with open minds will find it funny. The Rosie one was great. During the Clinton years you had Willy trying to figure out how to get out of MonicaGate and you had Hillary trying to figure out how to get out of Whitewater. Not so funny then.

  11. R LaBonte on September 16th, 2006 1:48 am

    Five out of nineteen hijackers were insulting to women.

  12. Rodney Dill on September 16th, 2006 10:15 am

    The religion of Islam is insulting to women.

    (Great Humor here, one of you best ‘top nines’ in a while)

  13. Rodney Dill on September 16th, 2006 10:21 am

    I had some fun of my own at Bill’s expense. http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/2006/09/top_9_real_bill.html

  14. Rodney Dill on September 16th, 2006 10:39 am

    pasted the wrong link

    http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2006/09/path_to_911_sound_bite_discovered/

  15. spurwing plover on September 19th, 2006 10:25 am

    They did,nt get JOHNNY DEPP or GEORGE CLOONEY to play him on the screen

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    The second coming of the Clintons is here. Hillary is coming. It is like putting a fox in charge of the chicken coop. It is time to revisit the Land of ” is ” where everything seems to be reversed.
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