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Top 9 Barack Obama Complaints About His Recent Rough Treatment By The Media
9. Been looking at things from a “glass-half-empty” perspective. Now they only point out the people he didn’t feed with the loaves of bread and fish, not the millions who have already eaten their full through Him.
8. They keep bringing up that picture of him in the Muslim-ish outfit. Like a picture is going to impact a presidential candidates campaign!
7. Have not properly re-calibrated their “Victim-o-meters” yet. Everyone knows that a black, former Muslim with the ability to commune with animals, is entitled to far better coverage than a white woman whose major claim to fame is that she survived having a house dropped on her a few years back.
6. They simply refuse to faint anymore when he talks about change.
5. Keep asking questions about trading with Canada. Like he’s supposed to know about other continents.
4. They no longer respect his “no wake zone” when he goes for his daily walk across Lake Michigan.
3. They refuse to apply affirmative action formulas to the recent Texas and Ohio election results.
2. Haven’t been focusing at all on the thousands of ponies he has given to young children with cancer.
1. They keep asking really hard questions. Sometimes more than one at a time.
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“They keep ignoring the testimony from the woman at the well”.
9-B. They never talk anymore about the time I personally threw the moneylenders out of the Illinois Legislature.
You left out one complaint: “People are giving me a hard time about my worship of Muhammad Ali