Shocking documents have been revealed to TNOYF that show that former presidential candidate John Kerry did in fact have a plan regarding the Iraq War. And what a plan it was. In a TNOYF exclusive report we have discovered that Kerry’s plan, far from being too ‘nuanced’ or even ‘non-existent’ as many Republicans claimed,  was in fact very straightforward and results oriented.

This plan had just one component and it is a stunningly simple yet clear one:

• paint the word “war” on the bottom of STOP signs

Several top military experts we contacted strongly felt that this plan, if implemented on a world-wide basis, with the right colored paint (white with an eggshell finish) could in fact have ended not just the Iraq War, but all war.

“What were they thinking? The decision to not go public with this demonstrates yet again that Kerry’s handlers were giving him horrible advice. This could have changed the course of the election…no, the course of history!!! ” opined political guru Dick Morris .

One top Bush administration official was visibly stunned by these findings and had this to say, “I am visibly stunned by these findings.”

TNOYF’s sources tell us that Kerry’s plan had apparently reached the implementation phase in certain parts of the country.

(Thanks to The Mudville Gazette.)

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