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Sheehan Unveils “Americans Suck” Campaign Theme

In her potential bid to unseat Democrat Diane Feinstein in the California Senate primaries this June, anti-war protester and budding Marxist Cindy Sheehan has chosen “Americans Suck” as her campaign platform. The slogan is already being inscribed on buttons and posters, as the Peace Mom readies herself for what will likely be a closely contested primary.

The decision to use “Americans Suck” came after a good deal of extended debate among Sheehan Cindy_s_1 and her inner circle, which includes Harry Belafonte, Hugo Chavez, Jesse Jackson, and Sheehan’s friend Julie, described as her “traveling companion” (but more likely a frequent diner at the Sheehan “Y”, if you get our drift). “Americans Suck” rose to the top after careful consideration of several options:

Bring The Soldiers Home and Put Them in Jail!
U.S.A Out of Iraq, New Orleans and Canada Now!
Free Saddam Hussein!
This Country’s Not Worth Dying For!
Vote for Me or I’ll Camp on Your Lawn!

Sheehan said that she will run because Feinstein has not supported calls to bring home the U.S. troops in Iraq right away, in effect supporting the policies of the Bush Administration.

The comments sent the Feinstein camp scrambling.

“Hey, wait just a second,” said Feintein’s campaign manager Kam Kuwata. “We hate Bush too. Just the other day, Senator Feinstein said to me, ‘Man, is Bush dumb as a stump, or what?’ And, like Mrs. Sheehan, we believe George Bush is a war-mongering filth-spewing terrorist. In fact, Senator Feinstein wishes George Bush would die right now. I don’t think you’ll get THAT sort of commitment from Mrs. Sheehan.”

Editor’s Note: This post was written by TNOYF’s Senior Correspondent Robert Potfry. Be sure to visit Robert’s own site for more of his outstanding work.

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One Response to “Sheehan Unveils “Americans Suck” Campaign Theme”

  1. spurwing plover on February 2nd, 2006 10:08 am

    Then why dont she go and live in another country im sure CASTRO would enjoy her company and notice her chicken footprint T-Shirt





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