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Sheehan Protests For Extra Fame
Having quickly run through the standard fifteen minutes of fame, uber-grieving mother Cindy Sheehan has decided to march on Washington DC with thousands of other regular Americans to pressure the President for additional time.
“Cindy Sheehan is not happy with the lack of attention being paid to her recently,” stated Sheehan in her brand new third person style of self address. “Cindy Sheehan feels that this is not fair. George Bush has gotten a ton of tv time for years and he never even lost a son in an illegal war. ”
Sheehan plans to make camp right outside of the White House and says she will refuse to leave until the following people meet with her:
- President Bush
- Vice-President Cheney
- J.J. from Good Times
Sheehan explained her unusual demand to meet with a television character thus: “Other than George Bush, James Evans Jr. is the individual who is most responsible for Casey’s death. Casey watched re-runs of Good Times often as a child. J.J.’s repeated use of the violent and explosivist term ‘dy-no-mite’ clearly had a negative effect on Cindy Sheehan’s son.”
Sheehan went on to say that “no cameras make Cindy Sheehan angry.”
Thanks to Mudville.
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Worse still is the fact that these other women keep horning in on the news. First Katrina and now Rita.
A little sensitivity on the part of mother nature would be nice.
Poor Cindy She Lost A Hero , And Join A bunch Of ZERO,s
Running Around The Country With A Bunch OF Idiots, Cindy Darling
Please stop Allowing These Idiots In The MSM Make A Blabbling Idiot of You I Know That Your Hero Is In Heaven Laughing At You All.
C. Sheehan should be in England “french kissing” Terror enabling M.P. George Gollway. (how ever ya spell that clowns name). This guy also approved of her son’s death before he became her best friend. I’d bet $100 that Casey join the Army to get away from his wacko mom(if any guy has been with a wacked out chick raise your right hand NOW!). Jeez, even with his death his mom won’t stop her stupid shit. Gotta go, must go to occupied France or is it New Orleans? Casey died backing up his bud’s in battle. That’s what a bro does. Bad stuff happens all the time but don’t worry Cindy has all the answers to all of our problems. Just wait & see.