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Sheehan Leaves Crawford, Plans Protest At Wile E. Coyote’s Cave

The Nose On Your Face’s Senior Grief Mongering Correspondent has just received news that Cindy Sheehan has ended her long-standing vigil outside of President Bush’s Crawford Ranch. Mrs. Sheehan, who is best known for her foreign policy expertise, has opted to “confront the problem in an even more direct manner” by taking the fight to one Wile E. Coyote’s doorstep.

“This… this… ‘coyote’ is like, just another tool of this wicked administration,” Sheehan asserted. “I mean are we supposed to accept the fact that it’s okay for a predator like this to have nuclear weapons but it’s not okay for say, a road runner or a baby harp seal? Coyotes like Wile E. are Wile_e already waging nuclear war on defenseless road runners every day. I believe the pictures taken by my undercover operatives speak for themselves.”

Sheehan went on to decry the “seamless ties and improprieties” that exist “between the Bush administration and mega-corporations such as ACME.”

The protest is expected to draw “some of the biggest names in the anti-war field.” However, due to limited cave-side seating Mrs. Sheehan recommends that you book your seats in advance through Ticketron.

In other news, Erin Moran of “Happy Days” fame is facing new charges that she never in fact “loved Chachi.”

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5 Responses to “Sheehan Leaves Crawford, Plans Protest At Wile E. Coyote’s Cave”

  1. basil on August 18th, 2005 1:10 pm

    Oh. My. Goodness.

    That’s about a 9.5 on the spew-meter!

  2. buckley on August 18th, 2005 1:46 pm

    Glad you liked it. Welcome back!

  3. reverse_vampyr on August 18th, 2005 2:32 pm

    Protesting the protest

    But she is, and as such, it is more than fair to identify it as an obscene game of scamming people into thinking this is about her son Casey, who was killed last year in Iraq during a tour of duty he willfully undertook.

  4. Conservative Cat on August 18th, 2005 11:42 pm

    Thursday

    Ann Coulter: Cindy Sheehan, Commander in Grief Michael the Archangel: Gentleman, Start Your Engines Scheiss Weekly: Peeping Toms Nickie Goomba: Cindy Sheehan’s Mother Suffers Stroke Basil’s Blog: Headline News IMAO: A Bump in the Roadmap Mark Nicodemo…

  5. Insolublog on August 22nd, 2005 11:37 am

    Meet the new ambassador to the U.N. atfer the Bolton recess; Wile E. Coyote, super genius!





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