President Bush has received varied reactions to his decision earlier in the week to be photographed holding hands with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz. Some have suggested that the President was merely following Muslim custom. Others have expressed outrage that the leader of the free world was seen cozying up to the leader of the country that produced fifteen out of the nineteen 9/11 terrorists. Yet others opined that there was perhaps a spark of romantic interest between the two world leaders.

The following statement released by the President did little to damper the last assertion.

“First of all let me say that The Crown Prince and I are not in love as some have suggested. However, we do like to have gay sex. I know you have only seen us holding hands but trust me, when we are alone, it’s gay sex, gay sex, gay sex. Now I know that I am not the only man in the Prince’s life. He has also been having gay sex with Osama, al Zarqawi and several hundred other fellas named Mohammed. I am okay with this. You only live once. I just wish he would use protection.

Now, I understand that under Saudi Arabian Law, same-sex intercourse carries the death penalty. This saddens me deeply. However, I am a man of law. And if this means the Prince and the others that he had gay sex with have to be put to death, then unfortunately that is what must happen. I will not stand in the way of the investigation of these men. My office has already drawn up a list of their names, complete with photographs and their last known whereabouts. Thank you. ”

A spokesman for Prince Abdullah responded by saying, “This is madness!This is the sort of statement that could get the Crown Prince stoned to death! Our laws do not permit the having of gay sex! Prince Abdullah categorically denies all of these charges!”

Developing…

Thanks to Mudville.

Thanks to Yahoo! for the picture.

Related posts 

1. Prince Photoshop Fun
2. Not Quite So Bananas After All?
3. Zarqawi Photo Creates A Stir At “Show And Tell”
4. Men Accuse Trump Of “C***-Blocking” In Miss USA Case
5. Dean’s Remarks Hold Up World Cup Match