Clearly demonstrating the foresight that helped her become the most powerful woman in America, new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has unleashed a barrage of criticism on President Bush’s unannounced, and as yet unwritten, March 2008 address to the nation. Pelosi stated that she objects to the “general feeling” she will get from the speech, among other things.

“I can tell you this,” said Pelosi. “I’m not going to like the tone of this speech. The way he will use sweeping, patriotic terms. The way he will attempt to use such indefinably abstract concepts as ‘good’ and ‘evil’. The way he will talk about other vague terms such as ‘victory’ and ‘winning’. I won’t care for any of it. Furthermore, whatever funding he will be looking for is too much for whatever the mission he needs it for. I can sense it. And another thing, I would like to go on the record right now as saying that I object to whatever the rebuttal from the White House will be to my previous comments.”

White House officials were unavailable for comment as they were busy responding to Pelosi’s scathing critique of the President’s unwritten February 2008 address to the Arlington Rotary Club.

In other news, Pelosi continues to lobby hard for taxpayer funded research that would create a chocolate-flavored, oral form of botox.

   

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