On the Campaign Trail With John Edwards (Part II)

TNOYF continues our special on-going coverage of John Edwards, as he explores the “two Americas” theme central to his presidential campaign.   See Part I here.

“Hello America.  Thank you for joining me on this amazing voyage across America.  Tonight I find myself in a peculiar place, and it’s a far cry from the frigid, floating ice shelf from which I last addressed you.

Tonight I’m in Hollywood, and never have I seen such a glaring example of the widening gap that defines America.

Spearsedwards_6 Dear people, I always knew that the rift was growing, but here I’ve been forced to see up close just how bad it’s gotten.  It’s a gully.  A chasm.  A festering gorge of unpleasantness that threatens to consume us all.  I know, billions of people think I exaggerate, to which I say, COME HERE!  Come to Hollywood, and see for yourself just how a small furrow can become a sprawling void, how an epic, yawning abyss can grow from what was once a simple fissure.  Two Americas, indeed.

I have averted my eyes.  It is too much.  We must move on….”

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ARE YOU VOTING FOR ME, INFIDEL?

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3 Responses to “On the Campaign Trail With John Edwards (Part II)”

  1. ric ottaiano on January 28th, 2007 12:58 am

    just love this site!!! i’m adding it to my blogroll…take a minute and visit mine…and keep up the good and hilarious work…

  2. potfry on January 28th, 2007 7:13 pm

    Thanks Ric. Much appreciated.

  3. Pete on January 30th, 2007 10:39 am

    This Edwards chap is so wholesome and polite every one of you Americans (ex colonials) should vote for him, what!

    (former British Army Officer) George Washington’s Butler





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