In what some have deemed a blatant attempt to raise his stature of internationally recognized evilness, former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein was recently quoted as saying that his decision to massacre 180,00 Kurdish Iraqi citizens in the late 1980’s was “both legal and justified.”

“Very clever move this,” opined Nigel Carruthers of The British Council for Historically Malevolent Individuals. “Saddam had been lodged very squarely in third place slot on history’s all-time list of iniquitous individuals for quite some time.  However, as George Bush’s impressive resume of malevolence continues to grow, Saddam has been bumped to fourth and off of the medal platform so to speak. This new statement promises to put him right back into the hunt for third and possibly even pass Karl Rove.”

As if to demonstrate that his previous statement was no fluke, Hussein further cemented his reascendence to the pantheon of  evil by stating that “one can never get enough David Hasselhoff.”

In other news, researchers have discovered a direct correlation between being in the presence of mimes and physical violence towards mimes.   

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