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Hillary Clinton Status Changes
Senator Hillary Clinton’s recent comments comparing President Bush to Mad Magazine’s Alfred E. Neumann have caused her verbal status to be upgraded from a Topical Depression to a Category 5 hurricane.
Even veteran observers of Mrs. Clinton state that the shift in wind severity was barely perceptible.
“If anything I thought that her tirade late last week over… now what was that one over again?” stated a Washington insider. ” Anyways, I though that other one was worse.”
Mrs. Clinton is best known for her very convincing role as a loyal wife to the orally obsessed ex-President Bill Clinton.
(Thanks to Mudville.)
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Supper: 7/11/2005
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I survived NC
Today’s dose of NIF - News, Interesting & Funny … first day back to work!, and I passed the CISSP exam!
Hey, Buckley, where ya been? I was glad to see the trackback over at Mudville to know you’re still out there. Extending the vacation?
We need our TNOYF fix!!!
a4g- Thanks for asking. I was away for a few days a few different times.
I really have to get a laptop and a wireless internet connection.
BUSH IS THE DEVIL.