The Clinton Presidential Foundation (CPF) has announced that former President Bill Clinton will soon be releasing a CD containing a compilation of his all-time favorite songs.

“So many people focus on the supposedly negative aspects of President Clinton’s tenure in office,” stated a Foundation spokesman. “It shouldn’t be all about ‘who covered up the circumstances surrounding a suicide in the White House’ or ‘who refused to take bin Laden into custody’. No, it should be about the music and the way our nation’s first black president really connected with the people. This CD will really reflect that connection.”

The CD is tentatively entitled Bill Clinton: The Teflon Prez and some of the tracks include:

• Oral in D-minor by Johan Sebastian Holmes
• Last Train to Pardonville by Dexy’s Midday Runners 
• Devil With a Stained Dress On by Jefferson “Crazy Gums” Stanton
• You Don’t Want Her? Then I’ll Take Her! She’s Not Too Fat For Me by The Colonel & Chenille
• Signed, Sealed, Delivered He’s… Nah… Better Hold Off On That… Nothing’s Been Confirmed Yet by The White House Jam Band

In a related story, the CPF has also announced that they will be releasing a complete line of viral-load reducing soft drinks in time for the holiday season.

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