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Dems Reveal Detailed Iraq Strategy
Democrat strategists have just revealed a detailed plan that they believe will ensure victory in Iraq. Democrats have come under fire from conservatives in general, and President Bush in particular, 
over their constant complaining about the situation in Iraq while offering no solution of their own.
“I think the American people are really going to get behind my party’s new initiative,” said Senator Joe Biden. “President Bush has called us irresponsible for not putting forth a plan for Iraq. Well, if he doesn’t okay this logically sound plan, then I think we all know who is being irresponsible.’”
Biden scoffed at those who call the idea “unrealistic” and “out of touch with reality.”
“The plan calls for genetically engineering an army of miniature diplomats and placing them inside of hollowed-out robotic tuna,” said Biden. “The ‘Trojan Tuna’ will then be left at the home or PO Box (if it happens to be a jihadist away on a weekend retreat at his cabin) of the freedom fighter in question. Once the recipient is asleep, the miniature diplomats will extricate themselves from the tuna and strike up a conversation with the freedom fighter. After a rapport has been established, the diplomat will explain carefully to the freedom fighter that we mean them no harm, and that we are working hard against our common enemy- the Christian right. However, we will make it clear that things must be done in a less violent manner. Perhaps a Supreme Court nominee can be found among the insurgents so they will have a chance to make their voices heard on U.S. policy issues. Then they will be less likely to blow things up. Pretty impressive plan, huh? Who’s ‘out of touch’ now?”
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This is absolutely ridiculous!!!!!!!! It will never work. Which wart are you on whose *ss?
“Redeployment,” is the way to go. For all those that believe this is not possible, as they illogically say things like, “where in the Middle East could we redeploy to that wouldn’t offend many, including the likes of Osama bin laden?”
Betwixt, I say! Betwixt is an area just between borders of countries, granted you need to squint to really see it, but it’s better than the alternative of winning and having everyone more angry with us.
Betwixt is not large (some naysayers say it doesn’t even exist). I haven’t actually been to Betwixt across the pond, but I have been to Betwixt here in the U.S. and it was quite large. Unfortunately, I do not recall exactly which states it was between. Driving along and reading a sign that said, “you are leaving the state of …..,” Roughly 50 to 100 yards later a sign saying, “welcome to the state of….” My passenger and I at them time remarked that this must be Betwixt.
NOW, if there are Betwixts in the U.S., cannot it be logically argued that there must be Betwixts on other continents? Please….spare me the unrealistic plans of the Democrats. Betwixt is the way…..
Listen, no one should go forward with a new strategy in Iraq unless they have talked it over with Gerald Ford. He IS still alive, you know. Learn more at http://www.gerryfordhoax.cabanova.com.
A totally brilliant idea and a whole new weapons system.
We’ll suggest to Darpa and the Agency that they turn their brains to it pronto. Thats is after they’ve done finished the anti Chinaman missile missile catcher mitt.
Agent O