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Democratic Party Official Says Hillary Chasing “The Tonya Harding Option”

An anonymous Democratic party official said yesterday that Hillary Clinton remains in the race for the Democratic nomination only to pursue “the Tonya Harding option.”

Exit question: Do you think they were referring to this Tonya….

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Or this one?

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Comments

3 Responses to “Democratic Party Official Says Hillary Chasing “The Tonya Harding Option””

  1. Sharon on March 26th, 2008 9:46 am

    I’ll go with door #1. They both do a great job skating around the issues.

  2. John on March 26th, 2008 5:47 pm

    #2 reminds me of fat Elvis, I’ll go with that one.
    #1 involved a pipe, and I don’t want to imagine Hilldog laying pipe.

  3. cube on March 26th, 2008 10:50 pm

    lol. If I were Obammy, I’d be looking out for my kneecaps and everything else…





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