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Bush’s Top 9 Ted Kennedy Nicknames

As those closest to him can attest, President Bush has both a fondness and a talent for nicknaming people. We here at The Nose On Your Face were very lucky to have the president take time out of his busy schedule to provide us with some examples of his work.

George W. Bush’s Top 9 Nicknames For Ted Kennedy:

9. Tedwardo Montalban

8. He Hate Me

7. The Scotch ‘n’ Blow Kid (alternate: The Scotch ‘n’ Milk Kid)

6. The Chappaquiddick Assassin

5. Mr. Megalencephaly

4. Sugar Ray Drunkard

3. Snerdly McAsshat

2. Senator Mongoloid O’Malley

1. Edward Pinata-head

President Bush noted that the above list represents just “a few examples of my extraordanarileous powers.” 

(Disclaimer: Any similarities between TNOYF’s “Top 9″ lists and other organization’s “Top 10″ lists are purely coincidental. As you can see, our lists have 9, theirs have 10. Way different.)

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10 Responses to “Bush’s Top 9 Ted Kennedy Nicknames”

  1. Confederate Yankee on March 25th, 2005 1:33 pm

    Oh my, by the time I got to “snerdly” I had tears coming out of my eyes. That was great…

  2. buckley on March 25th, 2005 3:25 pm

    Thanks for the compliment. Glad you enjoyed it.

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    Glad you like the site Peg, glad to have you!:)

  9. Mike on September 17th, 2005 12:40 pm

    Keep on with the Top 9 lists. These are hilarious. You guys are very good at what you do.

  10. buckley on September 17th, 2005 2:00 pm

    Thanks for the feedback Mike!





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