A recent CNN Poll shows that the percentage of people who are blaming President Bush for the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina has dipped to a dangerously low 13%. This number is especially disconcerting to many on the left who have expended a great deal of time and energy on the try and destroy Bush no matter who gets hurt hurricane relief effort.

“I’m flummoxed,” said rapper Kanye West. “Rap stars are supposed to have more influence than this. Thirteen percent? I don’t know man. But I tell you what I do know. In the numerical circles in which I often travel, thirteen is considered by many experts to be one of the most racist numbers. I guess I’m not as flummoxed as I had previously thought.”

West went on to say that President Bush “hates beagles, Mr. Pibb” and “long walks on the beach.” 

In other news, Sean Penn’s cake-hole has been upgraded to a category 6 storm.

This post is also available at Blogger News Network. Thanks to Bright and Early, Basil & OTB.

Related posts 

1. Retro-Nose: Top 9 Alternate Names For The Global War On Terror
2. Not Quite So Bananas After All?
3. Dean’s Remarks Hold Up World Cup Match
4. U.S. Troops Discover Missing Ozone in Iraq
5. Bush, Fox Join Forces Against “Minutemen”